Despair.com
I've loved this site from the minute I stumbled across it years and years ago: http://despair.com/. It makes me laugh. Anyone who spends more than 4 hours a day in a cubical, can really appreciate it. At one point I had them all printed out. But they have added a few since I have been here last and this one caught my eye:
BLOGGING: Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
Okay, just a couple more. It seems they have expanded from only business to politics and relationships. Very funny.
DESTINY: You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
INDIVIDUALITY: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
MISTAKES: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
PERSISTENCE: It's over, man. Let her go.
REGRET: It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second
VICTORY: Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat.
And I know it's late in the year for these, but my personal favorites are the BITTERSWEETS: Candy For The Rest Of Us. With popular sayings like:
BLOGGING: Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
Okay, just a couple more. It seems they have expanded from only business to politics and relationships. Very funny.
DESTINY: You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
INDIVIDUALITY: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
MISTAKES: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
PERSISTENCE: It's over, man. Let her go.
REGRET: It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second
VICTORY: Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat.
And I know it's late in the year for these, but my personal favorites are the BITTERSWEETS: Candy For The Rest Of Us. With popular sayings like:
- Preup Okay?
- 30lbs Later
- Mommy Issues
- Now U Tell Me
- Nite Mare
- Who Is Holly?
- Return My CDs
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